backseat splash and dash

Enter an automatic car wash with your partner in the passenger seat. Once in the car wash proceed to jump in the backseat and fuck, but finish and be back in the front seat by the time the car wash is over.

Her: “Babe I’m feeling filthy. What do you want to do?”
Him: “How about the Backseat Splash and Dash?”

by MilSaint May 3, 2018

backseat skiier

When three people are riding in a car and the person in the backseat simultaneaously jacks off the two guys in front. The person in the backseat could be either male or female.

Bro what’s taking them so long? It’s only a five minute drive!

They’re probably doing the backseat skiier

by Backseatskiier123567 June 1, 2018

Baconeater

One who enjoys eating of the feminine bacon slices. See Muffdiver, Purveyor of the pink lettuce, cunnilingus

Jeez, Larry always smells of fish, he's such a baconeater.

by invisiblefoobear June 5, 2018

Backseat Klondike Bar

When you poop in the back of an Uber, often as a sign of disapproval for your ride or driver, but in some rare cases it can be used to show affection.

Ryan: My Uber sucked.
Cody: Oh, did you give a bad rating?
Ryan: Nah, I just left a Backseat Klondike Bar.

by Lil' Pukey February 26, 2018

backseat and booze

A bunch of idiots singing songs terribly as if they were drunk

Today on Backseat and Booze we will sing Sweet home Alabama

by :) fight me bro :) February 18, 2019

backseat babysitter

When you're the person who's sitting in back with another person or persons you don't know too well or just met, and you have to entertain /talk to them. #wishiwasinthepassengerseatcuzthisisawkward

Friend 1: I'm mad at my Mike.
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1:
Because I had to be the backseat babysitter to that random while ya'll sat in front chillin.
Friend 2: That was Brandon
Friend 1: I don't f******know him tho!

by BitchyGoose June 15, 2019

Backseat Driving

A slang term for anal sex, synonym of doggy style.

Vanessa used to practice a lot of "backseat driving" with her girlfriend Anna. Now she's getting that treatment from Brooklyn, the hottest girl from college.

by jvg_1995_incorporated March 25, 2019