Backseat Texting

Telling someone what or how they should text.

John- Dude you should text her "Fuck You!"
Bob- Quit backseat texting.

by EmotionLord44 October 3, 2016

Backseat Grandpa

When a grandpa gives you head (no dentures) in the restaurant parking lot, and then afterward you get a Werther's Original from em.

"Dude, did you see that chick getting a Backseat Grandpa?" "No, hurry up the restaurant just texted me our table is ready."

by JohnnyFibblethips January 20, 2025

backseat blow torch

The act of preforming oral sex in the back seat of a car multiple times

Omg Tiffany is such a backseat blow torch. She blew Ryan in the backseat of his car like 8 different times.

by Ryan Surevva January 13, 2014

Backseat barnstorming

Having sex in the back seat of a car

"Man, the couple across from me in the parking lot is doing some backseat barnstorming"

by Geoff the Jeff February 8, 2022

Backseat Kiss

When you fuck in the backseat, and she pushes you up against the front seat, giving you no way to pull out.

"Dude I fucked jenny last night in the car and she gave me a backseat kiss!"

by theoneandonlymeanman November 19, 2021

Backseat Vacuuming

Don’t be a douche

“Make sure to vacuum thoroughly”
“Dad, stop backseat vacuuming!”

by bryce harper’s arm sleeve August 17, 2021

Backseat Gulag

When your team member is dead and they try to tell you how to play Gulag

Person1: Bruh he was on your left you could've shot him easily....

Person2: Shut the fuck up you're being a Backseat Gulag

by KhandabarIndia May 3, 2020