average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.

Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.

by Sickomonster July 17, 2024

Average weight

Not skinny or fat

No I'm Average Weight

by 459395 March 10, 2022

average blackie height

6'1 1/2

this average blackie height is 6'1 1/2

by SoldNiggaTTV July 14, 2022

average nebraskan

Getting fingerbanged while driving a car

A "I was driving down the E45 and saw this guy just straight up fingerblasting his girlfriend"

B "Oh so he gave her the average nebraskan?"

by DeadHeadChefDude November 21, 2022

Average Mileven Shipper

a media illiterate smooth brain who has no understanding of the stranger things characters and has no idea how a healthy relationship functions

Average Mileven Shipper: “I ship midleven because I'm twelve years old and lack basic media comprehension skills.”

by milevenisadogshitship September 30, 2025

smarter than the average Behr

A better painter than ya typically find among novice color-appliers.

I don't claim to be "smarter than the average Behr", but I do always try to work carefully and neatly.

by QuacksO July 16, 2025

Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.

Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?

by Pelandroni April 7, 2023