Average Basher

An averagely attractive member of the opposite sex.
Look at her, she's just an average basher.
by Randompeg August 25, 2008
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Average Joed

The type of sex over the phone “freaks” would have with you after promising you that you wouldn’t walk for a few days.
“Dude did you hear that Raven got Average Joed?”
“I thought she wasn’t into vanilla shit like that”

“She’s not. He just had normal sex with her”
by Carbonatedmilk November 27, 2019
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Average Thursday Flip

Taking dmt, acid, molly and shrooms at the same time.
Yea, dude I did an Average Thursday Flip, I talked to god.
by Firemonkey755 June 28, 2018
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Batting average

The ratio of the of girls you’ve been you don’t regret and the total amount you’ve slept with. The regret can be because the sex was trash or because the person was flat out unattractive.
My batting average is .8 right now. I’ve been 4/5 so far. The only L I’ve taken is the last one. That shit was trash!
by itsyaboiiiskinnycock December 16, 2024
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Batting Averages

An inside joke used by the Jackbox Games fandom to refer to a moment in YDKJ volume 4 where Guy proclaims that batting averages and Tony Guin make him ejaculate.
Jackbox fandom member: “Batting averages.”
*The entire fandom explodes*
by cupcakedestroyer August 30, 2022
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batting above her average

Look at her batting above her average. That Josh sure is cute and nicer then the other others shes dated. To date someone better.
Wow she sure is batting above her average. Josh is a heaps better pick compared to her previous boyfriends.
by Batting above her average December 12, 2022
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