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smarter than the average Behr

A better painter than ya typically find among novice color-appliers.
I don't claim to be "smarter than the average Behr", but I do always try to work carefully and neatly.
by QuacksO July 16, 2025
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Average Joed

The type of sex over the phone “freaks” would have with you after promising you that you wouldn’t walk for a few days.
“Dude did you hear that Raven got Average Joed?”
“I thought she wasn’t into vanilla shit like that

“She’s not. He just had normal sex with her”
by Carbonatedmilk November 27, 2019
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average nebraskan

A "I was driving down the E45 and saw this guy just straight up fingerblasting his girlfriend"

B "Oh so he gave her the average nebraskan?"
by DeadHeadChefDude November 21, 2022
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average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.
by Sickomonster July 17, 2024
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Average Mahamma

Mahamma (originally came from Muhammad: as it's the most popular male name in Egypt).

a mocking expression describes the mentality of a certain average local Egyptian men (typically with rustic provincial mindsets) that think the world evolves around themselves due to their unjust patriarchy attitude and spoiled childhood uprising from their mothers and sisters. They are usually full of narcissism, Oedipus complex, self-pride, self overestimation, inferiority complex towards upper society classes.
The Average Mahamma will save time and effort of effective communication or Persuasion and usually uses oppression and force to impose his Vitriol or unfriendly opinions on society and people, even if it's not his own business.
They are also hated from most Egyptian feminists on social media (mainly twitter) due to regular bitter opinions about female freedom of speech/dress/lifestyle.
oh wow! I can't believe that average Mahamma who's common as muck is judging me for my own free decision .. this gotta be somethin' !
by K.Fakhry September 13, 2023
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Average Mahir Hater

An individual who hates knowledge and never hits the gym. They think that Amazing Digital circus is funny and that Titan TV man deserved to be infected by Astro Duchess, and they rarely ever take showers, though, instead of getting stinky, they get extremely dry skin and resemble skeletons with a peach-colored, opaque membrane spread on top.
An Average Mahir Hater' stole my drink yesterday, claiming 'I nede hydzarcion,' even though he's lived for months with dry skin. He ended by saying 'Lraneing is ourbitrairy'.
by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024
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Average Destiny2 Enjoyer

The Average Destiny2 Enjoyer is a person who sleeps, eats, and shits Destiny2. They are usually found sitting on a aged gaming couch, covered in a pile of decomposing skin cells. They typically will be in packs of 3 or 6, depending on the activity. They are dangerous if you try to argue a point about Destiny2 with them, so steer clear of them and keep yourself safe.
Oh Oliver, Yeah I heard he's an Average Destiny2 Enjoyer, you should not engage with him.
by xX1236FortniteGamer69Xx April 9, 2024
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