(Adj.) A 5’9 guy who is decent looking, moderately athletic and is only funny by quoting movies and being loud.
The average guy’s tinder profile said that he was 5’10, that he almost played basketball in college if it weren’t for the tendinitis in his knee and all his quotes are from Anchorman 2.
by Average Rob October 25, 2019
by ItzGachaUnknownU-U December 19, 2021
Anything that's small. But often called average just to make sure your weak-ass feelings don't get hurt.
by XperienceGB November 3, 2023
Average means normal. Average is always at the medium mark, it is not too much neither too low.
Here are the things that an average person does in his lifetime:
Go to school
Graduate from college
Get a girlfriend
Get married
Get two kids (a daughter and a son)
Get his kids graduated
Live a normal life.
Here are the things that an average person does in his lifetime:
Go to school
Graduate from college
Get a girlfriend
Get married
Get two kids (a daughter and a son)
Get his kids graduated
Live a normal life.
David:Jessica do you think my personality is charming?
Jessica:Nope, I think your average.
(David didn't come to high school tomorrow neither the day after.)
Jessica:Nope, I think your average.
(David didn't come to high school tomorrow neither the day after.)
by XxThisisnotmyrealnameXx March 5, 2018
A phrase used, especially online, by those who live outside of the United States of America, to mock Americans anytime they say or post anything that is flat-out stupid or incorrect that is used in many occasions, whether the conversation be about sports or geography.
Look at Jimmy right there. He really tried to say that China borders the United States.
I know, right. He is very much the Average American.
I know, right. He is very much the Average American.
by Average Nothing Enjoyer July 19, 2022