by arkwind3 December 19, 2022
Get the Always N mug.Everything is Chris's fault. If the sun is too hot, it's because Chris left the oven on. If it's raining outside, Chris probably forgot to close the window. If you stubbed your toe, Chris probably moved the furniture again. If your phone is running low on battery, Chris probably used it to call every single person in your contact list. In short, if something goes wrong in your life, you can bet that Chris had something to do with it. So the next time you're feeling frustrated or annoyed, just remember: it's probably all Chris's fault.
by BillStuff January 6, 2023
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Get the theres always two rats in a bush mug.They've always existed. always been and never were. Whether you wear them on your sleeve or they've been kicked underneath your bed, their always there. They are always present, never past, however sometimes future. No matter how close you think they are they have always already happened.
Their existence was foreseen, their future engraved into stone, their stories told long before they were written, their songs played before their instruments were made. They are always too far yet not far enough.
You can always find them, whether that be in a shooting star or the depths of the mirror, they will always be with you, seemingly following you wherever you go but trapped to roam only the space in your mind, a psychic shadow predetermined by Fate.
And they are always together, no matter what.
They balance themselves out, they need each other, they want each other, they have each other.
That's just how it is, it's how it's always been and it's how it will be.
It's them, it's always them
And it's right.
Their existence was foreseen, their future engraved into stone, their stories told long before they were written, their songs played before their instruments were made. They are always too far yet not far enough.
You can always find them, whether that be in a shooting star or the depths of the mirror, they will always be with you, seemingly following you wherever you go but trapped to roam only the space in your mind, a psychic shadow predetermined by Fate.
And they are always together, no matter what.
They balance themselves out, they need each other, they want each other, they have each other.
That's just how it is, it's how it's always been and it's how it will be.
It's them, it's always them
And it's right.
Guy 1: hey, look at the way the sunset makes the sky pink and blue!
Guy 2: and the green of the trees make it look even better!
Guy 3: It's them, it's always them, that's why the world has it's innocence, its life, it's youthfulness, they gave theirs up.
It's them, it's aways them is a way to refer to anything pink green and blue, it's the right way. We must honor there sacrifices and let them be remembered.
Guy 2: and the green of the trees make it look even better!
Guy 3: It's them, it's always them, that's why the world has it's innocence, its life, it's youthfulness, they gave theirs up.
It's them, it's aways them is a way to refer to anything pink green and blue, it's the right way. We must honor there sacrifices and let them be remembered.
by Marcy Wu August 13, 2023
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Get the pierce is always right mug.People don't like to hear things they don't like, so community leaders would send people the community doesn't like to deliver bad news, in hopes that they would not return. This way the community never had to directly kill people for petty reasons, as they were only guilty of bring up crap nobody wants to hear.
The caravan was attacked and you let him go, everyone knows that you always shoot the messenger of bad news!
by PinkFuzzyBunnySlippers August 23, 2023
Get the always shoot the messenger mug.When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesn’t work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time
“I thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.”
“Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”
“Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
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