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The Arkansas Theory

A theory that suggests that most - if not ALL people from Arkansas are the most oppressed minority in the U.S. compared to every other minority that suffers from oppression.
It's a shame that Rusty keeps on being bullied.

Wait - isn't she from Arkansas? Wouldn't The Arkansas Theory go into effect?

Maybe.
by KITTYCOWDY April 14, 2025
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Arkansas Wet Willy

When you give a girl a wet willy but instead of using your finger and saliva. You stick your cummed up dick in her ear.
I gave Camden an Arkansas Wet Willy last night and he couldn’t hear.
by Camden Scott April 22, 2025
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Arkansas Omelette

The Arkansas Omelette is the act of propping your girls ass open with a retractor, bending over with her forehead to the floor. Meanwhile, the dude cracks two raw eggs in there and the other ingredients to an omelet and he whips it up with a whisk (inside her) she tips over and lets it come out, she cooks it and they enjoy breakfast together.
Some freak offered Mindy $5000 for an Arkansas Omelette.
by Mega Hemroids July 23, 2023
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Arkansas Wedding

See shotgun wedding, married under circumstances, but with a relative.
I don’t see why they’re rushing for an Arkansas Wedding, the baby gonna have the same name either way.
by dananapatman September 6, 2023
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Arkansas ballet

State dance of Arkansas. Usually involving a pole and paying customers
The crack Ho executed a fine Arkansas ballet. Aided by crystal meth and some dollar bills shoved into her underwear
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
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Arkansas

A sexual act where a guy is having sex with a girl who has vaginal herpes, and he fucks her so hard that the little herbes pimples pop. The sensation feels like pop rocks on his dick.
Becky told me that Tom gave her Arkansas pop rocks.
by Poplockgeorgiarock8569 April 16, 2024
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Arkansas hair straightener

The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.
Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.
by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024
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