hiking amnesia

Hiker’s own selective amnesia.

Remembering the “wow” at the top but forgetting the “fuck there’s more” on the trail, making you want to do it again.

-We should redo the same trail because the view was stunning
-Must be your hiking amnesia speaking cuz we nearly died going up

by bcer420 January 5, 2024

Gay amnesia

The enchanting phenomenon where two gay men cross paths, engage in potential amorous escapades, only to blissfully forget the encounter and relive the joyous introduction upon their next meeting, creating an eternal loop of delightful rediscovery.

I’ve met Michael before, but he doesn’t think so because he suffers from a case of gay amnesia.

by Xmadnessmadeforme January 11, 2024

Confirmative amnesia

A disease where by the person you send money to does not call you back to confirm whether they received it

I helped Bayo with $200, but I have not heard from him since then because of his confirmative amnesia.

by The Malachi June 4, 2024

Car amnesia

A medical condition which causes the person to forget where they parked their car. 🚗

Poor Billy, he’s been walking the parking lot for three days, he must be suffering from car amnesia.

by UrbanLegender June 25, 2024

Operational Amnesia

A managerial condition characterized by the sudden and selective loss of memory—especially when recalling past decisions, commitments, or facts might result in accountability, inconvenience, or admitting fault. Often triggered by audits, performance reviews, or someone else remembering too much.

Symptoms of Operational Amnesia include phrases like “I don’t recall approving that”, “Was that in writing?”, and the classic “Let’s not dwell on the past.”

by RockitMan August 13, 2025

Asshole Amnesia

A person that’s such an asshole they’ve forgotten how much of an asshole they are.

After years of lying and manipulating his/her friends they were cast out from the group, only to return months later pretending like nothing happened. They have asshole amnesia.

by InvertedAv8r September 5, 2025

Selective Battery Amnesia

A problem that persists with the "System Management Bus," in a particular sector of the "Smart Battery System" that happens when a battery is over-charged or charged before being completely empty on countless events.

The effects of SBA are misreadings of battery life and malfunction of software of which work with the battery.

This problem persists in most battery chips found in portable electronics and can be fixed by draining the battery through one extended use before doing a full charge.

"Man, my computer says my battery is low, but I just charged it!" "Don't worry! it's Selective Battery Amnesia, just let the battery run down and it will fix itself!"

by LextheYeti September 4, 2011