Anal badgers

Badgers who crawl into ones ani or anuses and eat shit. very common

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES ANAL BADGERS EATING MY SHIT IN MY ANUS

by Oiytefjge July 25, 2014

anal muzzling

When one inserts their fist into one's asshole (usually another's) to muzzle a fart. It's like anal fisting, but the partner must be farting.

Girl: I think I'm going to fart.
Boy: YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT!
Boy: *intense anal muzzling*

by LeoGzz August 6, 2014

anal limp

When you get fucked so hard in the ass you limp around like you're about to shit yourself.

Look at Taylor's anal limp, she got fucked so hard in that porno she did.

by Bm445 December 14, 2015

Anal Anarchy

The act of shitting your brains out after consuming Taco Bell

Dude, after dinner last night i had some really bad Anal Anarchy.

by Carson Jacketz May 6, 2014

anal queen

A female that really like to take it in the ass.

Her ass swollowed my cock with ease. She was a real anal queen.

by Joe January 2, 2005

Anal Roulette

The act of farting while not knowing if in fact, a fart will be produced or a small amount fecal matter will be expelled from the anus in lieu of the fart.

George felt like he had to fart but wasn't sure if it was gas or crap. He played "Anal Roulette" and lost. George crapped in his pants.

by Hershey5941 December 15, 2008

anal rapture

a case of extreme explosive diarrhea; usually caused by excessive ingestion of chili.

Don't go in the bathroom for a while. The anal rapture caused by the three scoops of chili at Mongolian Barbeque is going to need some time!

by Travoltine January 13, 2009