The funniest person alive

Slimecical

Slimecical is the funniest person alive

by Amighostboo February 28, 2023

Alive

She's... You know...

Iam "Alive, right?"

by Hym Iam April 1, 2023

coolest bf alive

the coolest guy alive named ericc❤️❤️ that u can lock in ur closet n keep fo EVA

he’s the most amazingest ever he’s the coolest bf alive

by eric’s girlfriend ❤️❤️ January 25, 2023

I want you to be less alive!

Either asking you to pass out, or to die.

In A netflix parody movie made entirely by AI:
Victim girl tied to a seat about to be thrown onto saws: What will you do to me?
Chainsaw holding murderer man with devil mask: I want you to be less alive!

by TesTy_DaBlockz October 21, 2023

Aliving

Not dead.

He said “your phone sucks for taking videos”. Her response was “you aliving is detrimental to my health”.

by Simonsayshans October 23, 2023

Alive

Something a million Iraqis ceased to be when George W. Bush was President of the United Stated

Alive

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

gayest nigga alive

When you're on some hella homosexual type shit like this gay ass nigga Livingstone. It's always hella highkey.

Livingstone: "kiss me nate, let me eat your cock and spray your jizz in my mouth like a minigun"
Eli: See see that's why you're the gayest nigga alive

by seol in ah November 16, 2023