Being afraid to switch phones from a traditional flip or keyboard phone to a touchscreen phone.
Commonly occurs in people over the age of 45.
Commonly occurs in people over the age of 45.
My mom wants to know if she can play with your phone. She needs a new one and hopes it'll help her get over her touchscreen anxiety.
by BasicallyBrunette6 June 8, 2011
Get the Touchscreen Anxietymug. by echolaliababy May 24, 2009
Get the chai anxietymug. A mental illness that is self-diagnosed by Gen Z and later Millennials because they got scared about doing something once. They believe the cure for this is by staying glued to your smartphone for 96% of your day which does nothing but absolutely deteriorate your social skills, resulting in you being horrified of going to a public place because “oh no, there’s people there!!!”
People who claim to have this self-diagnose themselves with this disorder downvote posts on UrbanDictionary that calls them out, takes jokes as statements (especially online), and accepts every possible opportunity to act offended simply for the reason that there’s a chance to.
If you’re curious to know the ratio of how many of these people exist, look at the Thumbs Down button below, compared to the Thumbs Up button.
People who claim to have this self-diagnose themselves with this disorder downvote posts on UrbanDictionary that calls them out, takes jokes as statements (especially online), and accepts every possible opportunity to act offended simply for the reason that there’s a chance to.
If you’re curious to know the ratio of how many of these people exist, look at the Thumbs Down button below, compared to the Thumbs Up button.
Do you want to come to the park?
“Uhm no, there might be another person in that 6000 square foot park, are you crazy??? I have an anxiety disorder. I need to scroll through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for the 13th time this hour and not actually read anything while I simultaneously order SkipTheDishes because I’m too fat and lazy to go cook.”
Uh ok, you do that. I’m gonna go hang out with friends.
“OMG NOBODY EVER HANGS OUT WITH
ME :(“
“Uhm no, there might be another person in that 6000 square foot park, are you crazy??? I have an anxiety disorder. I need to scroll through Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter for the 13th time this hour and not actually read anything while I simultaneously order SkipTheDishes because I’m too fat and lazy to go cook.”
Uh ok, you do that. I’m gonna go hang out with friends.
“OMG NOBODY EVER HANGS OUT WITH
ME :(“
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
Get the Anxiety Disordermug. People in the winter every morning open the curtains hoping there is no snow so they can get to work and not get fired. Or child constantly looking up in the clouds and waiting for a white winter (which is a myth and unbelived by some people).
Wife opens cutains
wife: "Phew no snow"
Husband: "Having a bit of Snow-anxiety dear?"
Mother: "Son your going to hurt your self looking up for too long"
Son: " I'm waiting for snow"
Mother: "Having some snow-anxiety are we?"
Son: "Eh? what does that mean?"
Mother: "Look it up on urban dictionary"
wife: "Phew no snow"
Husband: "Having a bit of Snow-anxiety dear?"
Mother: "Son your going to hurt your self looking up for too long"
Son: " I'm waiting for snow"
Mother: "Having some snow-anxiety are we?"
Son: "Eh? what does that mean?"
Mother: "Look it up on urban dictionary"
by THE ULTIMATE URBAN GUY January 9, 2009
Get the Snow-anxietymug. When out of nowhere, you suddenly have major anxiety where you start having major Hollywood sass. An example of an anxiety blast is Starkeeesha, she never had sass before she had an anxiety blast. Now she is working for the Illuminati as her job is to kill specific targets.
Person 1: OMG I SO MAD
Person 2: You seem to be angry, how long has this happened?
Person 1: AUGHHHH
Person 2: I think you had an anxiety blast
Person 1: NO I DIDN'T GURLLL
Person 2: We must get rid of this right away, you are already acting like Starkeeesha.
Person 1: OK U LITTLE PUSSSSSY GURRRL
Person 2: Oh no.
Person 2: You seem to be angry, how long has this happened?
Person 1: AUGHHHH
Person 2: I think you had an anxiety blast
Person 1: NO I DIDN'T GURLLL
Person 2: We must get rid of this right away, you are already acting like Starkeeesha.
Person 1: OK U LITTLE PUSSSSSY GURRRL
Person 2: Oh no.
by The Boy Lyric March 19, 2017
Get the Anxiety Blastmug. by yuba gurl July 14, 2012
Get the success anxietymug. 