Adam

Appears to be an average guy but make no mistake, this piece of crap will let you down again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again... you get the idea.

Ben: Adam, do you want to come to the driving range this afternoon?
Adam: Yeah sure.
*couple hours later*
Ben: Can't wait to go to the driving range this afternoon.
Adam: I can't go, I got to suck on a d*** from Weston.

by Randolph_The_Great April 11, 2019

Adam

A man who cannot ejaculate.

Adam couldn't come when Sarah ravaged him last night.

by Brylars May 13, 2011

adam

Someone who never stops eating apples. OR Someone who eats, and chews apples loudly, open mouthed, and doesn't notice how much someone hates him for it.

Dude, stop being an Adam, I can hear you chewing your apple from over here.

by C.S.W.T.L S.W.A.T November 22, 2007

adamism

its when you have the power to make people unmad at you.

Lina: why did you cheat??

Karla: because i love youu

Lina: Aww that's the power of adamism

by Aditup January 01, 2012

Adam

Usually a Fuckboy or a Cunt
The type of person who would steal from the Dollar Store and even their friends. Has a small dick and acts like a douche to strangers in order to compensate

Ray Charles: Yo I just stole my Girlfriends cat
Obama: You shouldn't pull an Adam my nigga

by A Straight White Male March 18, 2018

Adam

An Adam is someone who can be mean. He is tall and has dark hair. He can be really caring. He tries to act so tough, but you always see right through it. He is willing to defend anyone he cares about. He can make you feel special. He is hilarious! When he chooses to talk to you it makes your whole day. When you are sad talking to him and him making you laugh brightens your day. People say he’s trouble, but you know he’s better than that. He tries to better, to be nicer. When you start to fall for him there is no coming back. Even if he doesn’t feel the same way he makes sure it’s not awkward and you stay friends. He doesn’t think much of himself, but you now he is amazing!

I’m in love with Adam!

by Katherine62 June 21, 2020

Adam

a flavourful explosion when you suck a huge dick.

Jemima: I sucked ronnies cock and he splooged an adam!
Ronnie: Do you realize your talking to me!?!?

by Adz Babay May 01, 2009