Tie Your Shoes

also: Tie Shoes, Tie My Shoes, etc.
A euphamism for fellatio.

Vera will totally tie your shoes if she gets drunk enough.

or

Brandy decided to tie my shoes right there in the car. It felt great.

by Elder Rabbit December 24, 2008

cleveland bow tie

When a man is fucking a girls boobs in the direction of head to toe, and his balls rest on the bottom of her neck, forming a bow tie

He wanted to try something new so he changed direction, started titty-fucking, and gave her a cleveland bow tie

by Jordan M April 25, 2006

Footscray Bow-tie

A guy meets a girl in the street and it gets romantic. Guy finds a half empty stubbie (beer bottle), drinks the rest, breaks the bottle and slashes the girl's throat through the centrum trachea and then makes love to the gaping wound.

Yo dog! I just gave this sluzza a Footscray Bow-tie!

by Libba39 May 9, 2011

cincinatti bow-tie

From the movie The Forty Year-Old Virgin.

This is the official definition from the director/co-writer, Judd Apatow.

You shit on someone's chest (or someone shits on yours) and you smush it all around with your ass cheeks, leaving a bow-tie shaped shit-smear

Having run out of disgusting, non-erotic things to do, I decided to give her a cincinatti bow-tie. It didn't really turn me on, and I'm pretty sure she hated it, but it did sort of look like a bow-tie... so that was neat.

by Guy Endore-Kaiser September 6, 2005

Tie Day Friday

The tradition of dressing up to end the week opposed to the norm of "Casual Friday." A typical Tie Day Friday outfit would include a button down shirt, dress pants or slacks, dress shoes and, of course, a tie.

Yo, we're ending the week on a high note right?" "Of course man, it's Tie Day Friday tomorrow!

by The Portmeister December 11, 2011

Hair-tie desperation

When you seem to have lost all hair accessories and very badly need to keep your hair out of your face. When having a case of hair-tie desperation, the affected will use nearly any accessory and/or item in place of hair-ties or head bands. This sometimes works fir the affected and other times ends in a complete fashion disaster.

Girl One: Hey, where'd you get that head band? I''ve never seen one with that shape.
Girl Two: It's actually a neck-tie my mum bought for some random project she was working on. I had a major case of hair-tie desperation and it actually looks kind of cute.
Girl One: Nice.

by writer_chick97 September 1, 2013

Texas tie dye

the various short term and permanent sweat stains one's clothing acquires after existing in Texas

It's so hot outside that just taking the trash out is enough to get my Texas tie dye on.

by a_damn_zoo July 27, 2018