Phantom Age

Phantom Age is a type of age where you can be the age of your siblings, but not be their age. You can technically be their age, but you aren't. This only works with siblings!

Hey, my brother is 17, and I am 14, so because I have a siblings, I get Phantom Age! I'm his age! But I'm not.

by Phantom Bto May 13, 2022

phantom planet

they're "the best fucking band in the world!"

"The Snake"
"Eve don't go with Adam, go with me..."

by Kaleigh August 25, 2005

Phantom Shitter

An individual who, in secret, defecates in a location other than a toilet, for the purpose of creating humor and/or havoc. The practice is more common anywhere large collections of male humans cohabitate, such as in college dorms and military barracks, but may occur at any time, in any place, regardless of the demographics of the locale. Naval lore suggests that the practice dates back to World War II.

"The Phantom Shitter has struck again"

A prime example may be found in the first ten minutes of the film "Flight of the Intruder" when the Phantom Shitter strikes the XO's ashtray.

by sir poopiepants April 18, 2006

Phantom DL

When one athlete is placed on the disabled list for the sole purpose of clearing a roster spot for another player, despite being completely healthy and injury free.

The Red Sox called up this young prospect from double A, and they put me on the Phantom DL with a calf strain to make room for him even though I'm good to go.

by Bogey32 June 10, 2009

phantom ring

When you perceive the sensation of your phone vibrating, but it's not.

"Hold on, let me get that....oh wait...it was just a phantom ring."

by messy2010 February 10, 2010

Phantom Hand

A phantom hand is when a person masturbates after sitting on their hand for an extended period of time. Masturbating with the numb hand then induces an effect of someone else's hand on your cock.

"Man, I've gotten so desensitized, I can only get off to beastiality hentai."
"That's awful. You should try phantom handing. It's a whole new experience."

by The New Looda October 29, 2008

Phantom Friend

Noun: A friend who is always there when they need something but never around when you need them, like a ghost.

Josh: So Kayla texted me at 4 am to let her into the building so some random guy could bang her. Yet when I asked her earlier in the day to look at her class notes she was "unavailable."
Matt: Wow, she is such a Phantom Friend.

by BoatzNHoez April 12, 2010