jizz mat

female or male who enjoy large quantities of sperm in their mouth or on their face

Niko, stop being such a fucking jizz mat and come here!

by scrodum tazzer August 20, 2009

Matted

The act of publicly asking a stranger for their number.

"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"

(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)

by shinygolden god December 2, 2010

Hemp Mat

A mat used in yoga that is literally made from a hemp plant.
Usually thrown down in a room belonging to a frequent stoner.

Stoner 1: Dude, what's on your bedroom floor? It feels nice..
Stoner 2: Yea man, just a hemp mat I picked up from the hippie store across the street. Real nice..

by TheWorldShouldKnowThis June 29, 2010

mat bernier

mat bernier is a term used for a man who is super sexy and who is insane at wheeling girls

man lets mat bernier up in this bitch

by whorah August 6, 2011

hard mat

a jail cell bed

from a Kevin Gates song "hard mat hurt your back when it's no option."

by thadorion July 6, 2015

May mat

When your dumbass friend doesn't use autocorrect when typing "may may"

Macy: "my nickname is may mat"
Friend: "don't you mean may may?"
Macy: "yes OMG!"

by Drummgirl July 29, 2016

Matted

To expand to other occupied or unoccupied desks around an office space.

I was out yesterday and when I came back this morning, my desk was matted; shipping and manufacturing equipment was all over it. I hate it.

by mj2018 November 20, 2018