kevin

the new and cooler way to say poop

Guy 1: Dude I just took a massive shit
Guy 2: You cockless cunt muffin it’s called a kevin
Guy 1: Sorry bro, I just took a massive kevin

by BigFroDH March 31, 2019

A Kevin

Don't be such a Kevin!

A Kevin. "Keeeviiiiiin Stop it! "Always annoying as Kevin is , he is most likely fit, hungry, and nearby. Kevin annoys every one even his girlfriend and mom. Kevin probably has a great haircut. Definition: Kevin tries to tickle people, and wrestle them.

by AVsearch May 15, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is the meaning of being gae.

“Damn bro you see that guy over there??”
“Yea he must be a Kevin he looks totally gae.”

by Wolf Nightblood April 3, 2020

kevin

kevin is long for kev. kevin will not judge you, but will let you be your own worst enemy. kevin is quiet and reserved. kevin will never start a fight, he only finishes them. the worst thing you could do, is double cross a kevin. kevin has a very low tolerance for stupidity and lies. kevin is a trustworthy and honest. i think the most impressive thing about kevin, is his loyalty. kevin does not give a fuck about big dicks or looking good. he only cares about doing to others as he would have them do onto himself. yes, you are correct, kevin would kill for is bike!

Fuuucccckkkkk!....Jimmy ripped that fool off again !,...
But you know what?,...Jimmys gonna fuck around and fuck around,...and do that to a kevin one day...And thatll be IT for Jimbo!

by winsomelosum February 12, 2018

Kevin

Kevin’s are a fat ugly fuck, unibrow and un healthy, fish bowl in hockey, bench warmer and the friend groups rag doll

Kevin is so weird

by Mr ottigali September 9, 2019

kevin

loud, annoying, obnoxious he is someone you want to kill every time you hear his voice, he is short, and weak he could get beat up by a feather

omg i HATE kevin i want to punch him

by cxdfghjmnbvcfdgtyhujk,mjnbvfc May 3, 2019

Kevin

A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip Cris rip Sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.

I cant believe that guy he is such a Kevin.

by Fact=Fact April 9, 2020