callum aitken

euphemism for the word 'cunt'. In football, must be punished with a red card.

Wow, you're such a Callum Aitken

by BlazeOfGloredcard September 07, 2017

callum farrell

This name means you're a sexy looking blonde lad with a a lot of length. Girls thrive over your junk and are unable to resist the urge to suck it.

Callum Farrell's dick is fucking massive mate

by calfaz March 30, 2017

callum taylor

Callum is usually a big headed tattooed man who thinks he is a god.

Oh look there’s a callum taylor. Ugh

by Wooooo102 May 13, 2019

Callum Challenge

Pull down your pants for period of time (in public).

Okay guys let's do the Callum challenge and pull down pant becausde its funny lol

by Callum Challenge July 26, 2020

Callum the mouse

Callum L is a mouse.We all knew it from day 1,He roams around the school looking for food and loom bands to flick at people.He try’s his best to annoy his friends and family.He also has a fascination with a man called Mr parry.

Callum the mouse:Your mum *Mouse noises*
Mr parry:Me and my colleagues are sick of year 8s
Callum:*Mocks him* *mouse noises*

by Man lyke tapped don April 12, 2019

callum shoeney

a fat fuck who likes to sit in bed an eat his own body weight in chocolate cake and custard creams

Person 1: Hey have you heard about callum shoeney
Person 2: oh yea that fat fuck
Person 3: Lol rawr xd

by rawr,raw,roar February 12, 2018

Callum Derrick

Callum is a beautiful, kind hearted boy. He is very generous and out going. Callum looks out for his family and friends, is very supportive, and achieves a lot of great things. He is caring and a very good looking boy, he’s strong and passionate about sports, and overall he is beautiful on the inside and out

Callum Derrick, is such an amazing boy.

by Demidowdc July 29, 2021