Tie Your Shoes

also: Tie Shoes, Tie My Shoes, etc.
A euphamism for fellatio.
Vera will totally tie your shoes if she gets drunk enough.

or

Brandy decided to tie my shoes right there in the car. It felt great.
by Elder Rabbit December 24, 2008
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cleveland bow tie

When a man is fucking a girls boobs in the direction of head to toe, and his balls rest on the bottom of her neck, forming a bow tie
He wanted to try something new so he changed direction, started titty-fucking, and gave her a cleveland bow tie
by Jordan M April 08, 2006
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Footscray Bow-tie

A guy meets a girl in the street and it gets romantic. Guy finds a half empty stubbie (beer bottle), drinks the rest, breaks the bottle and slashes the girl's throat through the centrum trachea and then makes love to the gaping wound.
Yo dog! I just gave this sluzza a Footscray Bow-tie!
by Libba39 April 19, 2011
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cincinatti bow-tie

From the movie The Forty Year-Old Virgin.

This is the official definition from the director/co-writer, Judd Apatow.

You shit on someone's chest (or someone shits on yours) and you smush it all around with your ass cheeks, leaving a bow-tie shaped shit-smear
Having run out of disgusting, non-erotic things to do, I decided to give her a cincinatti bow-tie. It didn't really turn me on, and I'm pretty sure she hated it, but it did sort of look like a bow-tie... so that was neat.
by Guy Endore-Kaiser August 24, 2005
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Tie Day Friday

The tradition of dressing up to end the week opposed to the norm of "Casual Friday." A typical Tie Day Friday outfit would include a button down shirt, dress pants or slacks, dress shoes and, of course, a tie.
Yo, we're ending the week on a high note right?" "Of course man, it's Tie Day Friday tomorrow!
by The Portmeister June 13, 2011
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puts-his-tie-on

1. When one's acts or speech are supportive of a position, group, or event; especially when such support is (or appears to be) atypical.
2. Dressing up for a formal event.
Although Parker is generally critical of religion, he puts-his-tie-on for Mormons, for whom he has profound respect.

I generally like dressing like a slob, but I put-my-tie-on for Grandma's funeral, to show my respect.
by schulwitz October 05, 2011
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Hair-tie desperation

When you seem to have lost all hair accessories and very badly need to keep your hair out of your face. When having a case of hair-tie desperation, the affected will use nearly any accessory and/or item in place of hair-ties or head bands. This sometimes works fir the affected and other times ends in a complete fashion disaster.
Girl One: Hey, where'd you get that head band? I''ve never seen one with that shape.
Girl Two: It's actually a neck-tie my mum bought for some random project she was working on. I had a major case of hair-tie desperation and it actually looks kind of cute.
Girl One: Nice.
by writer_chick97 July 26, 2013
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