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Hood Shower

someone who smokes blunts should refer to this.

The act of spraying fabreeze, Glade, or any god damn air freshener you want, all over yourself, making sure to make a real shower out of it...
The reason being is because you reek of weed.

Enjoy Niggas,

Fatt-e
1. "Damn Nigga, You smell like you just boxed the scrape scrape"

"Let me get a hood shower son"

2. "Whos Been Smokin Hella Blunts?"

Quick Pimpin, Let Me Get A Hood Shower

3. "Damn Nigga, why are you all wet?"

Hood Shower Nigga, Hood Shower
by Fatt-e March 13, 2010
mugGet the Hood Showermug.

Cold Shower

A cold shower is a shower taken in cold water to relieve stress and clear inappropriate thoughts
Tod: I’ve been thinking inappropriate thoughts lately

Karla: Take a cold shower my guy
by A small poor trashcan October 23, 2019
mugGet the Cold Showermug.

Cologne Shower

An alternative to a shower, were cologne is excessively used to mask not taking a shower when it was needed.
Person 1: Damn I'm too lazy to take a cologne shower, but that's all right I'll take a cologne bath.
by Sevhakop December 20, 2008
mugGet the Cologne Showermug.

Tycoon Shower

When a tycoon or boss takes money, preferably in 20s, 50s, and 100s, and "makes it rain" on unsuspecting bitches for no apparent reason other than showing their boss and/or tycoon status.
Hey baby have you ever experienced a tycoon shower? (commences to showering girl with money).
by stuartc323 May 24, 2009
mugGet the Tycoon Showermug.

Shower Seltzer

The seltzer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.
Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.

Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.
by Marit50cal July 1, 2020
mugGet the Shower Seltzermug.

mild shower

when you gotta pull a quick one and take a shower where you don't wash your hair and maybe shave your legs
that hoe lexi must of taken a mild shower, her hair is greasy

her hair is greasy but her legs are smooth af, she probably took a mild shower

yo she rushed out the door and probably took a mild shower
by mildshower June 16, 2017
mugGet the mild showermug.

deodorant shower

Something you do when you don't have time for a real shower. You just grab your trusty stick of deodorant, and you lather yourself in it just enough to get rid of the smell.
1: "Dude you smell funny, did you shower?"
2: "Naw man, didn't have time, I took a deodorant shower."
by stemkid13 April 30, 2011
mugGet the deodorant showermug.

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