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german efficiency

Refering to mechanical produce of post-war Germany. Due to the low wages at that time, and no shortage of skilled workers, west Germany gained a solid reputation for outstanding quality of products at a reasonable price. Today, many people swear by german efficiency, and refuse to buy inferior products from anywhere but.
Mercedes-Benz , bmw, bosch, phillips, porsche, German engineers.
by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004
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german oven

Letting out a huge fart while taking a hot shower. The steam intensifies the effect, making it many times worse than normal, basically baking the smell into the walls, shower curtains, and towels.

This is similar to a Dutch Oven, except much, much, worse, and is a reference to a popular method of execution during the Holocaust.
Dude, I was taking a shower with my girlfriend and I totally German Ovened her. The funny thing is, she's Jewish, so it hit her twice as hard.
by Mike Larkin July 27, 2006
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german thins

A type of cap used when spraypainting. The title "german" refers to the width of the cap which is larger than most regular caps. A german thin is a large cap that sprays a thin line.
yo, Spoon, i got some german thins today, lets go bomb Tampa Bay!
by REFUSE TO BE SMART September 27, 2005
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German Stalker

the enlarged state or condition of erectile tissues or organs, esp the penis, when filled with blood,
An Erection.
oli: oi dad i have a german stalker its so scary
dad: er is that code for something
oli: what would it be code for?
dad: that you're hard...
oli: shit.
by kinkycouple March 7, 2011
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german furburger

after anal sex with your girlfriend, you use your shit covered dick to make a hitler mustache above her clit.
I met a jewish girl and gave her a german furburger.
by shitpissvommit December 6, 2010
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German Tampon

the act of shoving your cell phone in a girls vagina hole in order to stop the cream pie effect.
So i blew it in her vagina hole, then that shit started to come out so i gave her a German tampon
by Flemdaddy March 31, 2009
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