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Cruz

verb (used without object), cruzed, cruz-ing
To abandon one's post or team and sojourn in a luxury setting.
To callously bathe in luxury while the people who depend on you suffer

Noun(act of Cruzing)
Right when the company was cyber-hacked, the IT director Cruzed to Aspen

You pulled a real Cruz when you left us when you were going to pay for the whole group
by Diet Mentos March 16, 2021
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Ethan de la Cruz

According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:

1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th

7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st

He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.

Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.

In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:

Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
by TikTacToe November 24, 2021
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Kathy Cruz

Kathy Cruz is someone who is kind and cares about all of her friends, She's a wonder spirit who lights up the room with her energy. She is most likely a girl that does theater and absolutely excels in her work. Out of all the poeple you'll ever meet in yout life she'd have the most impact in it. She's a great mentor which without you'd probably be lost in this new world
There goes Kathy Cruz the girl who brings a smile to my face
by Silver mockingjay November 21, 2021
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Take a Cruz

To run away from your problems and blame your own kids for your cowardice.
Where's Ted today?

He dropped everything and went to Cancun to take a Cruz and avoid dealing with his problems.
by Brocaincreator January 11, 2023
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Hey, Senator Ted Cruz

If raping women and children is bad why are you covering up the Epstein files? To protect the women who were raped from... Getting justice? Why are the US army member raping the female soldiers all the time and then having it covered up? If heard plenty of stories doing that? You ever think maybe you should spend less time pre-criming people who haven't raped anyone yet and ALSO LESS TIME covering up the rapes that actually occur?
Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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Manny Cruz

Likes Rahlyn Green.
I'm Manny Cruz and I like Rahlyn Green.
by AsianDr!p November 22, 2019
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Cruz

A word that is used to replace “fake or bullshit”. Also commonly used in place it the uk slang work Scots.
Person 1: “ you bro long time no see, I’ve been on my come up now”

Person 2: “nah bro that cruz, stop capping”
by X/S November 16, 2022
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