Calvin

Calvin is in love with a Nicaragua women that is very beautiful and she loves God with all her heart and they are going to get married and have 4 kids

Calvin is so amazing

by ItzCalvinsito April 11, 2019

Calvining

Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.

“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”

by CalviningCrooner June 23, 2023

Calvin Faragher

The act of committing benefit fraud and living at your nan'sd house, unemploye.

Feeling quite lazy this week, might commit a calvin faragher

by luke:) May 4, 2025

Calvin

When a woman invites herself over to your place and doesn't have sex with you
Girl: I'm coming to your place at 2 am
Calvin: Ok, sex?
Girl: No, we are just going to cuddle and I will sleep over and snore

I heard my buddy just got calvined by that smelly girl from england
Well thats what he gets for getting wilth a british "person"

by brithater81 April 2, 2022

Calvin Time

When one edits pictures of sandwiches over hentai cocks

What do you think Calvins doing?
Oh, he's locked in his room. Must be enjoying some Calvin time.

by NM AA SP LA AM January 23, 2022

Calvin

Someone who hates the Beatles but loves black panther!

Yo, that guy is such a Calvin! He can’t stand the Beatles but is in love with black panther!

by Uggggwe May 24, 2018

Calvin

Is the greatest munch of all time, got Lebron's James'd by his dog.

"That bitch ass nigga Calvin

by nutinyabutt November 19, 2022