brooke

A young lady from Western Australia.
shortish girl with lots of hair and a huge set of lungs.
likes to talk a fair bit of crap to anyone who listens, but is really quite smart.

An angry drunk, who will take on the biggest male who tries to attack Maddo from Kwinny, as they are considered partners in crime.
Will also not hesitate to dessimate your alcohol supply with or without your knowing!
has excellent sense of good music, however shadowed by her love for crappy R'n'B ballads

"OMG, i heard someone smashed that bloke who pushed Maddo?"
"yeah, Arnold did!"
"who the fuck is Arnold?"
"type Brooke in your phone..."
by Maddo from Ktown May 25, 2008
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Brooke

A slang word for male semen.
"OH MY GOD, I'M BROOKING!"
"OH, I just brooked all over your tits!"
"Dude, you've still got Brooke in your hair, you fucking tramp"
"OH, she totally swallowed his Brooke."
by Sydal_ December 30, 2009
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An emo girl who refuses to wash her hair on the premise that it makes it look better. Usually likes to disrespect her elders and vandalise other people's property for no reason. Confronts older people with insults, attacking any semblence of intellegence. Wears way too much black eye make up and hideous boots. In denial of her own promiscuity and jealous of any one else who finds happiness. Normally fuels rumors that are made up by her dispicable friends. Acts tough when in fact she could be easily beaten up by the nearest four year old. Spoiled rotten and intensely conceited. Has a big mouth and does not understand who she should NOT confront.
Did you hear that Caroline pulled a Brooke and cursed off that old lady?

I heard Brooke dropped out of high school and got engaged. Is that true?
by colbertnation002 March 09, 2009
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The biggest whore to ever walk the face of the planet
She's worse than a slut. She's a Brooke
by King Dozer June 07, 2011
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Brooke

fat skank who likes to roll down hills.. because she's fat
look there's brooke rolling down a hill!
whatta fatty
by ilikebums April 27, 2011
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A Stupid little SLUT, Who is a clepto. She has sex with anything with two legs that walks. STD infested Cum guzzling gutter Slutt(:
Woah that brooke is a hoe
by SporkSpoonFork June 29, 2009
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An abnormally large poo that often comes out of big hairy bums.
Wow! I just did a huge Brooke!
by hugs&kisses October 12, 2011
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