Lazy susan

A Susan who is lazy and doesn’t wipe her rear end, too lazy to pull the plug for her bath water, too lazy to kick off your crocs when you can’t even walk out your shoes when you walk inside, use her fingers aka her 3 fingers to scoop put the butter out of the butter dish, snorting to pretend to be cute, stealing people’s buns and food. Refusing to put your own garlic bread in the oven.

“Hmmmm why is the carpet dirt”

“Oh yeah it’s because lazy Susan didn’t take off her crocs”

by Idkidksghoroeht January 17, 2020

susan boyle

The moment of confusion upon facing an individual that appears to be man or woman.

Melanie: "Hey Seth come watch this video! this woman is amazing"

Seth: "Let's see!"

Melanie *plays video of Susan Boyle's audition* "Her voice is so lovely."

Seth: *quite perplexed but continues watching* "Hey Mel is that a man?"

Melanie: *turns up volume* "Shhh! this is the best part"

Seth: *confused* "He's wearing heels? Mel, that's a man right?"

Melanie: "Are you kidding? That's Susan Boyle, she's has a wonderful voice"

Seth: *under his breath* "Damn she is ugly"

by Stop Calling Me A Homo April 24, 2009

Musty Susan

The act of having sex with and ejaculating into a girl's armpit.

I lubed up her pits and gave her a good ol' musty susan.

by Hillside Road Warriors April 2, 2009

Lazy Susan

A woman gives fellatio while sitting on a toilet seat defecating--it is the female equivalent of a blumpkin.

John: Man, I really wanted a blow job, but Liza had diarrhea.

Michael: Dude, you should have just asked for a Lazy Susan.

by Pierre Longcock January 13, 2011

lazy susan

(v): The act of farting in a revolving door, thereby leaving a present for the next entrant.

"Jesus, that asshole that just went in lazy susanned this revolving door!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

Lazy Susan

An explicit sex move where the girl just takes it from the guy. She does not show emotion or say a word but just lays there and takes it.

Casey: What's a Lazy Susan

Chris: Well it's where a girl just takes it. It was named after that shy skanky girl Susan.

by Christopher Chan November 17, 2007

lazy susan

The act of smashing your ball sack against the shower door while it is wet in order to give anyone there a pleasant suprise.

You faggot! I didn't need a lazy susan while I was trying to pinch a loaf.

by Henry Wallabe May 27, 2005