March 2nd

The day methheads are born

“why is she looking like me like that?”

“poor girl must have been born on march 2nd”

by beefbuff October 15, 2019

August 2nd

National kill someone with a door day
On this day doors will have killing powers and will kill anyone who touches them

Edward: -opens door-
Madison: WAIT DONT ITS AUGUST 2ND
Edward: -dies of death-

by yorikeh September 28, 2021

December 2nd

Ask guys or girls out day on December 2nd

Ask out on December 2nd

by Skulisti October 24, 2019

July 2nd

The day disappointments were born.
July 2nd, the day your parents Regretted

Yo You were born on July 2nd yo disappointment!!!

by LilCum October 17, 2019

February 2nd

National short person appreciation day

It’s February 2nd, national short person appreciation day

by Nsjdhhsksjs February 2, 2021

December 2nd

December 2nd is national go to school day

Teacher- Is everyone present today
Students- Yes because it’s December 2nd

by Oof_KitKat November 12, 2019

April 2nd

The baddest bitches are born on this day. They run the world by every foot step and everyone admires them. They can never commit to a serious relationship though. They just bounce around but at least people envy them.

Have you met her/him they were born on April 2nd

by Autumn Rogers March 15, 2021