69

A number which is universally recognized as a joke. It actually has many meanings, though some not so appropriate.

1. A sex position in which the male licks the female's vagina, while the female sucks the male's penis, often with the female on top of the male or vice versa.

2. The name of a famous American rapper.

3. A fucking number that comes before 70

4. Sex tonight.

5. Still reading this? You dirty minded piece of shit.

John : "Hey, me and my girlfriend are gonna 69."
Harry : "Oh really? Lucky you."

Teacher : "Alright class, turn your maths textbooks to page 69."
*Entire class snickers*

by DeltaRidge July 2, 2022

69

A sexy woman giving head to someone with a big dick like mine.

Wanna do 69 in the room?

by Pejpe February 20, 2022

69

This is a funny number. Basically where two people give yummy tongue on pp and vv at the same time.

Person 1: Let's 69
Person 2: Yes

by bigboylargepp February 21, 2022

69

Something rude and naughty.

Matt Gilchrest- I love to do this
Person: What?
Matt Gilchrest-69 of course
Person: ermmm what is that?
Matt Gilchrest- Something you don't need to know.

by lolcatsmum November 30, 2011

69

you r e t a r d, it’s a number.
u ok its only the number before 70 and after 68 what is wrong with u :(..
its also possible to see ‘69’ in the ying and yang crap or whatever

69 is math number :

by ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i drink milk ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ January 8, 2021

69

when you sit on your boyfriends face and they lick you out! it feells gooooooooood you suck him off too! remEMBER SWALLOW!!!!!!!!

jonny: mmmmm it doesn't just smell like fish it tastes like it too! glad we did a 69
rachel: good, coz

.......SWALLOWS

rachel: yours tastes like peanut butter and jelly!
jonny: good fish, peanut butter and jelly it is then!

by catcammaz May 15, 2007

69

Real Meaning: Just a number.
Dirty Mind Meaning: I think we all know ;)

Teacher: What's 60+9=? Me: 69

'Dirty' Kid:66, 67, 68, 69 Dirty minded kid: Hah thats what he said

by baylay309 May 18, 2014