Chuck Wagon

Adjective: something of low quality.

Usually describes something amateurishly or poorly constructed, or executed by those of inferior skill to a very low quality. Inferior by comparison to a commonly accepted standard.

Often applied to a team, group or individual of minimal or questionable competence - therefore unlikely to perform assigned function(s) at a level of high quality, causing low expectations.

Not normally used to describe a complete failure, but rather something fabricated/organized/implemented in a manner which would be overwhelmingly regarded as below par.

Not one of these guys was able to hit the target, that’s some chuck wagon outfit you got there
Or...
This thing fell apart after I used it twice, that’s some chuck wagon construction

by Pavemaker October 13, 2020

Saggin Wagon

A wagon that was once used for sex, that is now used to haul kids to around.

When you knock up a girl, get married, and then fat your shaggin wagon becomes a saggin wagon.

by Mystic-X June 28, 2012

Scatter Wagon

Colloquial geordie chava term for a police van, used in the rougher north east housing estates named mainly due the activity one does upon sighting the vehicle.

Chava 1: We were having a pure cush night till the scatter wagon turned up and everone bailed to fuck

Chava 2: I ah nah I had to proper nash through the cut and hide in me nanas shed

by newoldmonkey April 26, 2011

gift wagon

asking if you can go in on a gift because you were to lazy or just didn't care to go and get one yourself

oh man I forgot it was johns birthday do you think I could gift wagon

by AUWFT August 17, 2016

Cum Wagon

The Boston Bruins are a cum wagon.

I’ve seen a couple people talk about firing Cassidy. Like what kind of drugs do you need to be on to have that idea pop into your head? The team is obvi in a decline, in the last 3 years, we’ve lost Krug, Chara, Krejci, and Tuukka. Our 3rd & 4th lines have struggled all season. And yet, we still made the playoffs in a conference that has never seen this much lopsided talent in NHL history (first time ever all playoff teams have >100 points). So, yeah, have these games been disappointing/frustrating? Of course. Did the officiating absoluteY BLOW in game 2? Yeah. But Carolina is the better team. Plain and simple. Cassidy is not a miracle worker. We’re getting beat by a better team. They’ve been better all season. They’ve killed us in every meeting this year. It’s not like we dominated them all year and are just now falling flat. It’s not like we’re the 2019 lightning getting swept by the blue jackets in the 1st round. Firing Cassidy would be absolutely ludicrous. We finished 7th in the conference, and yet fans/social media think we’re the cup favorites, and if we don’t make it all the way, the season was a failure. It’s insane. We are a cum wagon.

by Xavier Nady November 25, 2022

Wagon Wheelin

Named after the much overplayed song, "Wagon Wheelin" is when the same story is told over and over again to the same audience as if it was fresh and interesting.

"I hate hanging out with her. She goes wagon wheelin on me every time"

by icepeople August 11, 2015

Phat Wagon

Phat Wagon
A vivid description of a nice booty. Usually measured on a scale of 1-10.

“Dddaaaammmm that chick has a phat wagon.”

“Check put the phat wagon on that girl”

by Dr.Puff September 2, 2018