Laser

A term when a man throws In a huge lip of tobacco and becomes blitzed

Hey bro you want to throw in a laser and play ncaa 14 until we pass out?

by bigbadpenis June 7, 2020

laser trex

knows you are aware of his existence is currently en-route to your house.

the laser trex is coming, you can't run, it's faster

by ohgodohheck June 8, 2020

laser trex

knows you are aware of its existance and is en-route to your house.

laser trex is coming, you can't run, it's faster

by ohgodohheck June 8, 2020

sperm laser

A extremly fast and large laser that impregnants all the women in it's path.

Women: OH SHlT IT'S A SPERM LASER! RUUUUUUN!
Men: Ahhh, I see Johhny is going at it again.

by SugarDadddy March 24, 2017

rainbow laser

A dildo for lesbians

Omg! That rainbow laser feels so good

by Urbanganga March 17, 2017

Lasers Genitals

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by Emperor Donald Trump January 10, 2017

dumb laser

Corruption of "dumb loser". First appeared as a typo on Facebook.

1) A person who consistently zeros in on and maintains a flawed argument even after having been proven wrong

2) A person who makes a stupid move/decision

1) It's 2012. Anyone who still has a W '04 bumper sticker on their car is a dumb laser.

2) You were just totally pwned, you dumb laser.

by Snibby August 1, 2012