sarcasm

because murder is illegal

"Look, if I wanted to kill myself I would climb to your ego and jump to your IQ"
"Ouch"
"Calm down it was sarcasm"

by fink540 October 26, 2017

Sarcasm

The ability to insult an idiot without them realizing it.

That was sarcasm

by Zombie Unicorn Kitty April 4, 2017

Sarcasmic

Such brilliant use of sarcasm it brings on an orgasm

You: I absolutely LOVE Justin Beiber!

Friend: Whoah man! let me grab a tissue... that was totally sarcasmic!

by cartee January 19, 2013

Sarcasm

The act of irony toward someone when it is so deserved.

You have a blue room blue house and blue bed sheets. What’s your favorite color? What do you think. Pink. IT WAS SARCASM YOU IDIOT

by Totally not a cinnamon roll September 25, 2021

captain sarcasm

The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.

Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."

Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".

Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".

by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016

Sarcasmed

A surrogate term to replace "said sarcastically"

"I'm getting my lighter" C-Town said. "Yeah where is your lighter?" I replied. C-Town proceeded to pop the trunk. "Of course. The trunk. Where else would it be?" I sarcasmed.

by Dickemdowndom0118 July 16, 2019

Sarcasm

something that Ellie can’t handle and immediately says “how rude”.

sarcasm is ellie saying how rude

by elz_belzxx July 28, 2019