Credit Card Swipe

Swiping a credit card through a strippers ass instead of paying with money
Connor was out of money but still wanted a lap dance so he did a credit card swipe.
by chavo190 August 01, 2011
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Swipe someone to the right

To be attracted by someone because of his/her appearance;

To fancy someone;

To contemplate having sexual intercourse with someone.

Stemming from the dating app Tinder (Android and Apple) where swiping the photo of a person to the right indicates (sexual) attraction.

See also: Swipe someone to the left
"Mate, I saw this girl in a bar last night, she was so good-looking, I'd totally swipe her to the right!"

"He is really nice but I probably would not swipe him to the right."

"Whenever I am horny, I want to swipe someone to the right."
by Brammic October 29, 2014
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Dry Wipe Swipe

A poo that leaves little or no residue. Only one sheet of toilet paper is required when wiping. Dry wipe swipes are deemed as the best type of poo in the pooing world. They're rare for some, frequent for others. One can often tell whether a dry wipe swipe is on the way, 5 to 10 minutes prior to pooping.
by LULU_1234567890 September 03, 2010
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Credit Card Swipe

The cleansing act of passing a bar of soap between the butt cheeks while taking a shower.
Roy: "Can I borrow your soap?"

Alfred: "Yeah, go ahead. But no credit card swipes!"
by Lewis Ebersole January 31, 2008
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Credit Card Swipe

The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!
Bob came to our party and drank all the piss and passed out so we gave him a Credit Card Swipe!
by Fridgemusa February 20, 2006
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Swipe someone to the left

To break up with someone;

To dump someone;

To not be attracted by the appearance of someone.

Stemming from the dating app Tinder (Android and Apple) where swiping the photo of a person to the right indicates (sexual) attraction.
"I don't like her anymore, I think I'm gonna swipe her to the left."

"That bloke is so ugly, I most definitely would swipe him to the left."

"Although you are not in love with him anymore, it is always hard to swipe someone to the left."
by Brammic October 29, 2014
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Card Swipe

the act of getting a notebook or a rectangular shaped object and swipe between the persons legs hitting there ballsack
like a hotel key or a credit card - Card Swipe
by HarryJewberry October 04, 2011
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