Prosti-tot

When a child under the age of 10 trys dressing as a rockstar for halloween and comes out looking like a baby prostitute.

That day maybe gone, but your picture will live forever.
Mimi Hamid why do you look like a prosti-tot this halloween?

I just wanted to be a rockstar mom.
by mlp333 October 28, 2010
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tater tot

very small penis, the size and circumference of a tater tot
Guy: I was showering at the gym yesterday when Donald Trump walked in wearing this designer thong.
Woman: What did it look like?
Guy: Like a partially amputated thumb sticking out of some cotton candy.
Woman: No, that was just his tater tot
by tanxenchou June 1, 2011
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tot

why to say teapot if you can say tot. Shorter? Yes, of course!
This beautiful tot is made in Japan
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PROSTI-TOT

YOUNG GIRLS DRESSING LIKE PROSITUTES. WALKING THE STREET CAUSE THEY'RE NOT YET OLD ENOUGH TO DRIVE.
by CANDY AND JESSICA October 1, 2008
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titty tots

When a girl eats tater tots out of her bra
"I was hungry last night so I made some titty tots. They're such a nice snack while laying in bed."

"I was too lazy to get a plate, so I put the tator tots down my bra. I love titty tots."
by ilovelefsa May 9, 2014
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Little tot

A small ___. Used mainly to explain little children and sometimes something small.
A -" aww look at that little kid!!"
B- " the little tot is cute"
by Jord683 October 17, 2016
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Crispy Tots

A term used to describe something that is euphorically amazing, like a crispy tater tot. The opposite of a soggy tot, which is the worst possible scenario.
Man that guy is such a crispy tot.

Winning the lottery is so crispy tots.

I passed my physics test, it was major soggy tots, but I pulled through and got one crispy tot of a grade
by Tate-Tot May 28, 2018
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