When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.
by Stop Pooping January 21, 2024
Get the Tallahassee Tug of Warmug. Jeremy: B is the best letter in the alphabet.
Brian: No Z is the best letter.
Jeremy: Wanna start a letter war?
Brian: Yes.
Brian: No Z is the best letter.
Jeremy: Wanna start a letter war?
Brian: Yes.
by I know what u did. February 7, 2022
Get the Letter Warmug. by higstudios April 5, 2025
Get the World War 3mug. The 2023 Israel–Hamas war or Gaza war if you're a nerd is the war where your side is good and the other side is an evil virus of Satan led by Hitler. Those warcrimes your side committed? Didn't happen. Your side did nothing wrong. It's those "other" people that kill civilians. Remember, all conflicts are entirely black and white and there's only two sides those two sides being good and evil. You have the most dibs over Palestine. Their religion is sillier. The very political party you once blindly followed has turned away from you as it marches in the streets with the flag of your hated enemy as the political horseshoe of extremism goes full circle. 30,000 dead in 4.5 months. Healthcare collapse, famine, complete unwillingness to negotiate by either side. It's not going to end. At least we can all agree on one thing, it was all the god damn British.
by I didn't think too hard February 20, 2024
Get the 2023 Israel–Hamas warmug. by Tf2 main March 2, 2020
Get the Endless Warmug. by cardloss March 13, 2024
Get the Console Warsmug. by Lee_isAloser September 13, 2022
Get the star wars boyfriendmug.