Load-Bearing Wall

A wall that bears the weight of a young boy’s cum loads. After too many years of pumping jizz into the crevices of the wall, the wall may collapse if it bears too many cream pies.

Big Easy: Dude I love pumping iron. Shit really gets me going. It’s like cumming. I love cumming all over the place.

Tyrant: Broski, you and my buddy should be friends then. He used to cum all over his load-bearing wall at home. It was basically a Catacumb in his room.

Big Easy: Looks like I found a new best friend.

by Stoney69 March 29, 2019

hair bear bunch

A gay threesome, involving males with extra weight and body hair.

Look out! That Hair Bear Bunch is going at it again!

by ferdii6069 May 29, 2016

ice bear 101

ice bear 101 is not a furry, i repeat ice bear 101 is not a furry. ice bear 101 is a bear, bears are not furries

dumb person: ice bear 101 is such a furry eww.

normal person: stfu ice bear 101 is not a furry you dumbass, poor, incest baby.

by killkitty August 10, 2020

Oh My Bear

A term of surprise that is oddly addicting. Used to replace "Oh My God."

Oh My Bear, You dyed your hair pink!

My favorite band is having a new concert. OH MY BEAR

by BriAcorns March 8, 2011

Bears Eat Beets

Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica

Jim: Fact, bears eat beets
Dwight: *sigh* no-
Jim: Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica

Dwight: wait What are you doing, this isnt funny.
Jim: *puts down a bobble head of himself*
Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions families suffer ever year!!!
Jim: Michael!!
Dwight: Haha very funny... MICHAEL MICHAEL!!

by eden100123 December 30, 2020

Kayla Bear

A cute present that lesbians give to their girlfriends for either their birthdays or to try and get laid. The name is coined from a teddy bear dressed up like a girlfriend of a lesbian who hadn't been laid in months.

My girlfriend is the best! She gave me a Kayla Bear for my birthday, so I think I'll give her my virginity.

by CheesyMasterDebater July 27, 2010

Irie Bear

when a bear gets tranquilized and drugged up

Man that was an Irie Bear

by JOHNBONS May 28, 2010