top 5 fish

a stupid YouTube video uploaded by an anonymous YouTuber. The video is kinda annoying

A: Yo bro I have got a fish!
B: Do you get the fish in the top 5 fish? I got all
A: Of course not, do you mean in that stupid video? Aren't you afraid of your mom?
B: Wait a min...
B's mom: HEY! WHY YOU BOUGHT A COKAROUCH INSIDE MY LITTLE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024

Top shanter

One who can indulge in large quantities of alcohol and still remain conscious through out the intire session

Fuck me hefin can put them away see.......... Just seen him sink 6 pints in an hour........... Theirs a top shanter for you. Up to his eyeballs in larger and still thirsty

by Massy 250 April 14, 2021

Off the top of my phone

Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something

"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."

by Kokocane September 21, 2016

top patroller

The man that patrols the stm parking lot by driving through it multiple times a night, every night

“Yo who’s that guy in the white Hyundai?”
“That’s b-dawg the top patroller”

by Shdurbe sjsiwn September 26, 2020

Top

Louis tomlinson

"is harry top?"
"nope louis is, definitely"

by LEEEEBEEEE March 21, 2023

Top

Noun.

The name given by homosexual men, for those men who only engage in active anal penetration, rather than receiving.

Did you see that top - he was so fit and handsome!

by And. July 28, 2018

On top

in the brain (in relation to intellect).

A man with little on top

by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025