tea with the vicar

When you bake a giant donut and slowly insert it into your anus in front of a crowd, prompting calls of "Jesus Christ" and "oh my god"

In other news, I baked a giant doughnut and had tea with the vicar.

*not euphemism

by Veiga February 24, 2022

American tea bags

another word for ballsack

STOP KICKING ME IN THE AMERICAN TEA BAGS IM GOING TO DIE

by eggman41 June 04, 2022

passion tea lemonade

Often abbreviated PTL. The official Starbucks drink of bitches. Whether you're a college bitch, a yoga bitch, a basic bitch-- really, any kind of bitch, you'll fuckin love a passion tea lemonade.

Extra points if you order it without sugar.

I'm sooooo drained from yoga, I need an IV fluid of passion tea lemonade, stat.

by collegebitch February 24, 2016

Don't Put Pickle Juice in My Tea Pot

To respond to a hater throwing shade or trying to rain on your parade

Amanda: "That's a cute dress, I wonder how it looks on someone who isn't fat"
Jessica: "Bitch! Don't put pickle juice in my tea pot!"

by BQuanchi September 21, 2015

bucket of tea

Your mouth after you have been tea bagged

Guy *takes balls out of mouth* "how's your bucket of tea"

by CraigDumpandGo October 14, 2017

bee-tea-dubz

the spelling of BTW (by the way)

bee-tea-dubz im grounded :)

by imyourmumsloverrr November 12, 2010

Canadian Tea-Bag

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.

My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.

by Linguistically Cunning June 17, 2022