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red tree

The red tree is a form of modern art, where a man, elevated to climax after sexual intercourse with a woman on her period or particularly violent intercourse with a man, pulls out and ejaculates with his blood covered penis onto a blank canvas and generally, but not necessarily, depicts a tree.
Yo man, I am the Picasso of this generation, I sold the red tree I made last night for $1,000.
by The Red Picasso June 30, 2016
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Red Sasquatch

When you use a condom with tire studs on a chick and pull out fast. Whammy, you got a red sasquatch
guy 1:Last night I gave Nicks mom the Red Sasquatch
guy 2: Thats why they call you the Rough Rider
by G-Un1t February 19, 2009
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red glove

to fist a girl when she's on her period
"have you ever had a red glove?"
"oh, about two months ago when i was on the rag"
"sick"
by thedirtyjersey October 1, 2008
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red marbles

When having sex in the missionary position, the man pulls out to climax. While the man is climaxing the woman knees him as hard as possible in the balls.
Yeah, Fred was being a dick the other night, so when we had sex I gave him a set of red marbles.
by Alligator fuckhouse lover April 1, 2009
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Red 5

This move is where you pull out and blow your load on a girl in aiming to get some up one or both of her nostrils. This is similar to when Luke Skywalker (using the call sign Red 5) had to land a missle in the small vent shaft of the Death Star due to the difficulty and small target area.
I did it! I actually pulled off the Red 5. She was blowing cum out of her nose for hours.
by zippy4109 June 19, 2010
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Red sock

People who decide to buy Strange colored socks. Usually this is common in females but in males this is very strange
Nick Why are you wearing red socks? where do you even buy red socks? Your not on the fucking redsox team your irish at least get some green socks it would be a little less GAY
by Loganlog February 23, 2009
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red devil

a virulent form of sexually transmitted disease often found on 'burners' e.g. people who go to Burning Man.
Bro, get a look at my dick, it looks like a case of the red devil.

or

My snatch is burning like a mother fucker. Must be the red devil.
by Jdog2455 September 10, 2006
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