portuguese muffin

When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose

Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months

by Bimbap July 7, 2021

baguette eating muffin

france

u baguette eating muffin

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish December 4, 2019

Dutch muffin 2.0

The one’s capability of shitting in one others eyes and eating it, while doing so you hop on one’s penis twirl around then poop on that to.

“I love giving Dutch muffins 2.0.” Or “I’ll give you a Dutch muffin 2.0.”

by FunnyGirlb May 9, 2025

bi slut muffin

A bisexual person from Lansing who is so tired of dealing with the locals that she's ready to take life by the throat and finger bang it into submission.

"Damn, that girl is really going all out on that group of S&M Jesuits from Ohio. Who is that?"

"Oh, that's my bi slut muffin."

by romanxxv October 18, 2022

Blueberry muffin

Blueberry muffin is a term used that you cut urself so badly u cut ur vein

'____ was in the hospital bc they cut their blueberry muffin if ykwim'

by Lotusss October 31, 2023