Royal Cream Tea

A rare mutation of the classic Cream Tea. This involves the act of the tea bagging taking place on the toilet (throne). The bagger must be stood on the seat, facing his partner, allowing for good dipping distance whilst the bag-ee is sat down. Bonus points are awarded for the act taking place beween second cousins.

“Ach, it got out hand at the wedding party last night, I ended up giving Naomi a Royal Cream Tea in the portaloos.”
“Your cousin Naomi?”
“Aye, probably one too many Jaegers, but at least thats ticked off now.”

by Dirk shufflebum March 19, 2025

Rungajaun tea

Legendary tea from the finest tea estate in Assam, tastes amazing, has in-numerous health benefits. One of the best accompaniments for a cozy winter evening. It is the first choice of premium grade tea for the Indian millennials.

On a fine winter evening, Sunaina was sipping on hot Rungajaun Tea.
Ramesh loves to drink a cup of Rungajaun tea every morning.

by TeaLover01 November 24, 2021

thoman tea

a family time of gossip, talking about a distant family member or someone who isn’t related but still called family. him or her has done something controversial to the family, or just outright wierd.

uncle johnny is no longer family, he called uncle larry a retard. it’s time for thoman yea

uncle johnny just stole pennies from the wish fountain. we need some thoman tea time

by heinztomato November 23, 2021

Salty Sweet Tea

Dip the scrotum in sugar and have your partner suck all the salt off. Then proceed to ejaculate in your partner mouth.

Jenny came over for some salty sweet tea

by Peg_leg Antione May 21, 2023

bush tea

The act of tea-bagging a person. Nothings changed aside from the fact it’s Australian

I plugged a c*nt with my right thong and proceeded to give him some Bush Tea

by THE SHNAKEMAN May 24, 2023

tea

Listen to the Kinks' song, "have a cuppa tea" and you'll know everything you need to know about tea

Granny's always ravin' and rantin',
And she's always puffin' and pantin',
And she's always screaming and shouting,
And she's always brewing up tea...

by timinatorx May 26, 2023

Weak tea

Another way of calling someone or something thing weak.

Bro: “I can easily take you down no problem.”
Dad: “Man, your weak tea.”

by Sneakycat June 2, 2023