Fucking impaired rat

A dumbass baby punching spud muffin who hasn't even seen or thought about a shower in 4 days and goes into diabetic shock whenever they inhale a sugar particle

Stop strangling my son you fucking impaired rat

by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022

Astigmatism Rat Goblins

A group of friends that accomplish incredibly unexpected achievements.

Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.

by Late Nights With Lately November 17, 2020

Rat on jack night

When you are with family or friends and they start insulting you without knowing it to your face.

Aunt- Man, Bob needs eat better
Grandma- Ya I know, he looks so pale
Bob- Hey guys this isn't Rat On Jack Night

by JSs8227 January 26, 2017

Hood Rat Shit

The act of engaging in dangerous and unlawful activity for the thrill or adrenaline rush.

My friend got her heart broke so we are gonna go by her ex's house and do some hood rat shit

by The Lovelady January 19, 2022

Rink Rats #16

A man who likes other men

Friend 1- did you hear about DY he likes men.

Friend 2- I like men too
Rink Rats #16- wanna come over later

by Goalie69 April 26, 2021

naked table rat

a rat that lives in an unclothed table

Jerry was a naked table rat that lived his days playing around with his friends who were old, chewed gum stuck to the bottom of tables.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020

LA Hood Rats

Is a awesome, crazy, and memorable group of friends that party and do crazy adventures together, if you know about them they know how to part and turn up it will never be a boring day with them around, this group of friends is one not to be messed with they have a an amazingly crazy bond like no other! If you lame that’s a shame you can’t with them!

Who are those people?! Those people are the LA Hood Rats, I wish I was part of their group!

by $Honey Badger$ October 31, 2019