Gassy Poop

When you're trying to make a dookie discharge, But you're sitting there spitting and sputtering like a 63 Chevy on a cold start, When you inevitably launch your vessel from your dry dock , into the porcelain ocean to find that it does indeed float.

I thought I was going to be in there all day having gassy poops, but it was bon voyage and off to the high seas in a matter of 5 minutes.

by Chad was here July 6, 2022

Piece of Poop

the least savage way to say POS or Piece of Shit.

"look at that piece of poop right there, they're literally destroying the ancient art."

by パパ活 June 19, 2022

posidedons poop

1. When your poop goes and flushes itself
2. posidedon comes and slaps your poop and then leaves and then come back a few seconds later and flushes the toilet and if you say thanks he will give you 1 bucks if not he ends your life

1. Today while I was pooping I pooped a posidedons poop man it was wonderful like OMG OMG OMG
2. Today I got a posidedon poop man like that's why I'm in the underworld right now

by Doggy Yeet June 28, 2022

POOP STAIN

Poop stain is a nickname and possibly a rap name for somebody who is the shit and is with the shits.

Yo that’s my nigga poop stain.
Why is he called poop stain?
Cuz this nigga is with the shits!
Yeah he probably the hardest nigga I know!

by 1takeBrikk June 29, 2022

Double Poop

When someone eats poop, then digests it and poops it out… that new poop is called double poop. Double poop is poop thats made out of poop cuz u ate poop.

I ate poop for dinner last night and took a double poop this morning. It smelled so good, holy crap I loved it.

by Poopboy4000 February 28, 2022

gay poop

poop that comes from gay butts. related to santorum and fecal fetishes.

"Gay teen: I told her that while she's over there she has to find me a German boyfriend.
Girl: Why?
Gay teen: So he can dress up like a Nazi and we can play concentration camp gay poop fetish games.
Girl: Oh. right."

by Dimmerman May 29, 2008

poop-toucher

One who touches poop.

Robbie had to go home to shower because he was toching poop all day. What a poop-toucher.

by EyeDette July 26, 2006