valley night cap

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.

"This foreigner isn't from around these parts, someone outta give him a valley night cap."

by Spameater95 May 2, 2024

Spoons on spaghetti night

A bad solution, temporarily considered.

Looking up towards the window they thought “This rope made of laundry DOES seem pretty sturdy…” but then realized it was spoons on spaghetti night.

by PulpPigment November 1, 2023

Bird Box Night

Not leaving your house/couch for the entirety of the evening.

Brad: You want to hit up the casino?
Laura: No thanks.

Brad: Come on! It's a Friday night!

Laura: I'm having a Bird Box Night and not leaving my house.

by Lbell515 December 31, 2018

Pig of the night

Rasmus

I never want to be pig of the night

by Schmette September 29, 2021

Night Witch

A woman who comes to your bed chambers in the nocturnal hours for a little creaky creaky

He says they’re not dating but you can see her leave in the morning. She’s been night witching him for a week.

by OneSmartKitty April 3, 2023

Night Tight

When your girlfriend is asleep in an awkward position causing her vagina to be tighter than normal upon entry when sex is promised.

My girl promised some bomb sex, then fell asleep, so I just slid into night tight pussy.

by Tunicavaginalis January 6, 2022

Demon King Of The Night

A pejorative title used to refer to a person who has a reputation for sleeping around a lot, a depraved pervert, and is a demon in the sack. He soils pure maidens with his perversion.

Est: Kamito is the Demon King Of The Night.
Kamito: No, I'm not!

by Seventymillion July 26, 2018