dance on the piano

When a proctologist shows too much enjoyment in his work. Usually with multiple fingers as if playing the piano. The "high g" is usually the most menacing.

When I turned 50 I knew I would have to see the Dr. But I didn't expect him to "Dance on the piano".

by BenDreadful March 29, 2015

University of American Dance

Noun - obfuscated slang for pole dancing or a strip club.

Hey man, let's go to the University of American Dance tonight. I just got a bunch of cash out of the ATM.

by Freakstyler March 31, 2021

Poopy dance

When you have poop rubbed all over your body, have on your head, and in your hands. Then moving the arms up and down in a robotic form whilst squating

"My dad caught me peeing on the plants now i must do the poopy dance"

by WildWillez December 12, 2020

Free dance

When a person dances freely or dances without rhythm.

Billy loves to free dance even without music

by Billy bob Thornton April 6, 2017

Square Dance

When four bisexuals have sex, alternating partners frequently to keep things spicy.

The four bisexuals were getting bored together so they decided to square dance

by Slydog11 October 25, 2020

magic dance

"You remind me of the babe" One of the awesome music tracks sung by David Bowie

"Magic Dance" You {remind me of the babe. What babe? babe with the power

by Sea Pirate Jolly September 19, 2017

dance petrol

Brit: Slang for the recreational use of amphetamines (aka speed).

I’m off out to Yate’s, then going to hit the clubs, bang some dance petrol and set the dance floor on fire!

by HairyRave August 11, 2023