Cunt Double

When a celebrity finds a look alike to have sex with half of the groupies that want to have sex with the celebrity.

Tom Hanks found a look alike to have sex with the ugly bitches he gets. Now he has a cunt double.

by Donnyluc15 April 19, 2010

Cunt Weasel

A really annoying cock of a friend that thinks you owe him everything and he owes you nothing: when a female hasn't cleaned her cavern in months to the point that a weasel could find it a warm nook to live in for the winter. hence the name cunt weasel(never heard of the second definition happing but we all know the first one applies)

James STFU, your being a real Cunt Weasel about your smokes.

by The big S October 14, 2005

cunt hole

1. A undesirable place with alot of undesirable people
2. A dirty vagina

1. That <insert pub/club name here> is a real cunt hole. You'd never catch me there!
2. I'd never fuck that dirty swamp donkey's cunt hole. Who knows where it's been.

by Josh Wicks January 31, 2007

purple cunt

A cunt that is purple because the person has so much fat that blood can't get to the cunt. It also can be used to refer to a really douchey person.

Jared is such a purple cunt because he acts like his life is so bad when it really isn't.

by Brynjella November 7, 2007

crazy cunt

An insane woman who constantly calls regardless of just talking to them less than a minute ago. Overly posessive/aggressive.

Stop you crazy cunt, what's wrong with you!

by Leave a message...Beep October 19, 2009

Glory Cunt

Someone who always makes the situation about themselves. Self absorbed.

She won't stop posting pictures of herself, what a glory cunt.

by Hairy weiner February 22, 2005

Algebra Cunt

A mathematician who is very arrogant, pompous, and annoying, to the point of being a complete dick.

Matt is such an algebra cunt about his math research so I finally stole his boat.

by Moseby July 12, 2010