cock snitch

A woman who pretends to be a hooker but actually gets paid and then tells the police that the guy who she had sex with raped her, therefore snitching on a cock.

Teymur is a fucking cock snitch!!!!!

by notjewish November 29, 2007

cock pot

A pot to boil dildos in, soley used for the purpose of cleaning female pleasure toys.

Can you grab me my cock pot please?

by missohnfl January 11, 2011

cock walloper

A person or situation that busts your balls or an interjection expressing such ball busting, such as when you lip out a four foot put or get your shit handed to you in Mario Kart.

"Quit with the fucking banana peels; you're being a cock walloper."

"Cock walloper! I can't believe I missed that!"

by joe stinkfinger February 4, 2009

Cock police

Someone who's intrested in other guys genitalia.

"Marc, you fucking cock police, get outta this shower NOW!"

by Theroxxor July 6, 2006

Cock-Diesal

Something or someone that is jacked, ripped, or cut up with muscle.

I worked out at the gym yesterday, now I'm lookin' all "cock-diesal"

by Stress_1 January 6, 2009

cock surfing

When lonely men desperately attempt to attract females by logging on to Chat Roulette and pointing their webcams at their man meat. They are miserably disappointed, however, as the only people they encounter are other lonely desperate men doing the same.

"My sexuality is questionable after spending all last night cock surfing on Chat Roulette"

by Filisofic March 2, 2010

Cock Tie

To tie a knot in an advisaries unit or "cock" and toss them about like a calf at a rodeo.

Ben Wallace will cock tie Shaq tonight.

by CipherFrog June 8, 2004