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The American Dream®

The American Dream®, though it used to mean something, has long since become a symbol of consumerism, corporatocracy, and, quite frankly, bullshit, to a large portion of the more critical population.

Well I'd like to tell you all about my dream, it's a place
Where strip malls abound and diversion's mere moments away

Where culture's defined by the
Ones least refined
And you'll be left behind
If you don't fit in
It's all distorted
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

Now give me my cable, fast food, four-by's, tat's right away
I want it right now cause my generation don't like to wait

My future's determined by
Thieves, thugs, and vermin
It's quite an excursion
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true

I'm a product
Of my environment
So don't blame me, i just work here

My rights are denied by
Those least qualified
Trading profit for pride
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way

My nightmare has come true
My nightmare has come true
Yeah, it's all coming true

American by the Offspring
Dude 1: Why does everyone hate me

Dude 2: maybe you should stop working a mediocre job only so you can afford driving a pickup truck, eating fast food, and sitting on your ass all day.

Dude 1: No way, dude. I'm just living The American Dream®
by LoZander May 10, 2016
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American

Oi they're slobby schewpid cunts they are right. They don't even drink tea! Wot da fak is rong with dem!

-Some English guy who fucks the queen's dead body

Not even American but like have you only heard of America in propaganda cartoons from Iraq?
American: Hi I'm American
British: OH MAH FOOKIN GOD WOT DA FAK IS RONG WIT YOU!!!! WAIT TILL I GET MY SHEEP/SEXUAL POTNEH IN ON DIS!!!!!
by leo123456 December 9, 2023
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American Rotational Golddigger

When an American male seductively digs his penis into a homosexual partner's naval passage(Left, Right, or Both), Spins himself or his partner in a rotational movement, pulls out, and finds nosehairs stuck onto his penis.
Them custy Americans and their American Rotational Golddigger... -.-
by Lolwatbrownguy May 2, 2010
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americanizer

A foreign person who glorifies and promotes American culture, glamorizing the society and way of living .
That man is an Americanizer because he loves the country and culture and wants to live by their laws, he daydreams nonstop about the luxurious lifestyle in America .
by Secular Sinner June 16, 2016
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Native American Squash Blossom

A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.
Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.
by Phrackster October 2, 2025
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American Idiot

Song and Album produced by the band Green Day
Dad-have you got Green Day’s new album American Idiot
Son-no but I’ve heard the song

Dad- ok
by Green Day fan 101 December 18, 2018
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Trans-American Slip n’ Slide

When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.
One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.
by Igor Uchevatov July 15, 2024
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