blows like a tropical depression

Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.

Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."

by Merten December 6, 2010

Wisconsin Blow Dryer

A type of sex in which involves the male to cum on the female’s face and proceed to dry the sperm with the male’s farts.

“Is it weird if I do the Wisconsin Blow Dryer to a man?”

“How the hell would it not be?”

by Androidxpert59674 November 10, 2025

Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!

You two are a couple of virgins yall know that?
Oh, blow loads Jerry!

by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024

blow the quayle

To turn yourself into the bird police.

I'm gonna blow the Quayle on you!

by Jesus H Wonka January 22, 2014

Low-blow

A blowjob from a woman that is so short she doesn’t need to go on her knees.

That I got a low-blow from that midget stripper last Tuesday.

by King Maxwell November 2, 2020

Blow An Amp

The audio professional equivalent to "Break a Leg".

"Hey, blow an amp tonight!" Tom said to Vern as they bumped fists backstage before the concert.

"Thanks! Let's have a great show!", Vern replied.

by Vern66 March 25, 2019

Blow hole

Opposite of a blow job, blowing into a body hole or crevasse

She gave him a mind blowing blow hole.

by Wordhelper1010 January 5, 2018