apple

A magical fucking red fruit that when you eat it your dick will grow 3 inches longer

i ate n apple and when i when to bed i saw my dick grow.

by anonymous May 13, 2022

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apple/banana

the deadliest word to ever be spoken. upon reciting, a great fat man will rise from the ground with a chicken in hand. he will then throw the chicken at you, causing you to be severely burned and constipated. if it is said as a curse to someone, they will receive twice the punishment: the power of 1,000 laxatives cast upon them.

person 1: what if i say the word?? :)
person 2: DON'T!!! apple/banana IS THE DEADLIEST WORD TO EVER BE SPOKEN! A FAT MAN WILL RISE FROM THE GROUND AND THROW A CHICKEN AT ME!! DON'T CURSE ME EITHER OR I'LL BE CURSED WITH 1,000 LAXATIVES AND SHIT MYSELF!!
person 1: apple
person 2: AHHH THIS CHICKEN BURNS
person 1: banana
person 2: WHY DO I HAVE SUCH BAD GAS PAINS :(((
person 1: I hope you get banana'd buddy
person 2: I'M SHITTING EVERYWHERE

by garblefuncl3 January 10, 2025

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cored like an apple

when you raid someone so hard in rust you core em like an apple

clan 1: did clan 3 get raided?
clan 2: yeah they got cored like an apple

by Oracuda September 15, 2021

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apple castle

Castling at a strange time in chess

NoJoke went for an apple castle instead of capturing the queen.

by MrBunbury September 15, 2018

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Get the apple castlemug.

Apple Turnover

The act of fucking a girl from behind, cumming on her back , and pouring cinnanmon on top. Then, flipping her over and putting an apple in her mouth

I wanted to do something kinky for my birthday so I gave my girlfriend an apple turnover. She wasn't nearly as amused afterwards as I was. She said the cinnamon burned...

by xTHEBEATDOCTORx March 3, 2017

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