The act of having a friend call with a fake emergency to bail you out of spending anymore time with another girl/guy
by Trevor Lawrence January 21, 2023
Get the The Guthrie Specialmug. When you stick your Harry Potter so far down her throat it burns the hairs on your Harry Potter with stomach acid
by Nobin Lahoie September 1, 2016
Get the Bowser specialmug. by allergictodirt July 10, 2024
Get the hellen keller specialmug. The act of anally inserting a toothbrush before turning it on to replicate a vibrating sex toy. Can be implemented during sex for maximum pleasure, or masturbation on limited resources
"So we're in the bathroom, fucking over the sink and I gave her the ol Morton special and she was loving it"
by Steviebillwilliams January 8, 2018
Get the morton specialmug. by jeff bargoon December 11, 2011
Get the spongebob specialmug. We were chilling at the gas station the other day, that was until someone came and done an Uzee Special
by Bombda April 6, 2021
Get the Uzee Specialmug. When you fuck a girl in the butt while her head is in the toilet. After you finish, you flush the toilet and slap her ass while saying "thats why they call me dirty mike!"
by Bophadies69 August 24, 2022
Get the Dirty Mike Specialmug.