It's better than a punch in the face.

A term used in a wide range of situations, from a person having to eat a bag of rubbish to something you could put in a speech.

'the definition may not give much context, but it's better than a punch in the face.'

by Bob6372 January 4, 2024

The putang punch

The famously kinky sex method used by Greg Paul in his infamous sextape. The basics of this kink is using your erected penis as a samurai sword on the vagina, and slapping it like it was life or death.

Me and Greta was having great sex, suddenly i decided to give her the putang punch.

by LordEirik69 October 9, 2019

Cunt punch

When someone’s a push over and a mood kill

He/she is such a cunt punch

by Big Aussie cunt December 30, 2019

Mist Punch

The act of punching something with such force that it dissipates into a mist. Considered to be meta.

"Rowack mist punches the bat into a mist."

by Tipsy T Turtle April 29, 2019

punching the goose

When oral sex is being performed on a man and just before ejaculation the one performing the oral squeezes the shaft to prevent any fluid passage and punches the man in the scrotum. It is regularly used as retaliation by a victim of a donkey punch

After I did a donkey punch to my girlfriend, she got me back by punching the goose.

by Mr. Myner June 5, 2018

Clown Punch

Clown punch occurs when your significant other makes you laugh while drinking red wine or rum punch. The trickling beverage resembles a bloody nose.

Ken gave Barbie the old clown Punch and she needs a bit of club soda to avoid staining.

by Jay Dubbs December 25, 2022

pioneer punch

Using ones hand, and forearm as a rectal stimulation device, not using any lubricants, or sanitizer.

My girlfriends snatch had lung cancer, so I gave her the pioneer punch.

by Dick Twain October 5, 2017