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Tom

What an twatbaghole! Loves himself more than anyone ever could, and no one could because he’s vile, boring, shit stirring, violent, manipulative thug!
“Oh hi Tom” “um who are you to talk to me I’m god (apparently)”
by Rmorgen February 5, 2024
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Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee

A.k.a., "Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers" (named after da sounds made by score-cards and rolling dice). A Jewish fraternal duo whose weekly call-in radio-show featured uproarious verbal exchanges with people wanting advice on how to better their play of da classic cards-and-dice game.
"Well, you've done it again --- you've wasted a perfectly good hour listening to us, Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers, otherwise known as Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee. Please take care, we'll see you here again next week, and remember --- don't roll like my brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
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Tom Roseveare

A Tom Roseveare is a person who truly loves their own noodle.
by Geoff Day August 10, 2017
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coach tom

Coach tom: Hey you pricks catch the ball
by Bob473829$3 May 9, 2018
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tom

tom
by hello i am boy June 24, 2021
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Tom Aue 10

Tom is a corrupt dumb idiot who smells like a dead horse.
by TomRudolph Aue January 12, 2023
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Tom Kakara

The purest example of awesomeness, perfection, and coolness. When God said he would make mankind in his likeness, Tom was the ultimate prototype
Man that Harley is Tom Kakara
by bone2069 November 30, 2010
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