tit rifle

General wasters of time, idiots

That tit rifle made a right pigs ear of it

by CUNTE55A August 21, 2017

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Tits Benedict

An expression used to announce that you were still fucked up the morning after.

Jim: Holy shit we got fucked up last night!

Billy: Really?

Jim: Yeah, we woke up and ordered a round of Tits Benedict.

Billy: Whoa

by DocEllis May 30, 2011

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Pit Tits

Large, bulbous fatty deposits just below the shoulder and armpit area. Usually (but not exclusively) located on a person's back.

Darla is a whole lotta woman. I gave her a hug and found myself with a coupla handfuls of pit tits.

by puswami July 7, 2012

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Tit Biscuit refers to an individual that is acting completely and utterly ignorant and making a tit out of themselves. The biscuit portion is a comparison of them being as dense as an over cooked biscuit.

"I was in the grocery store the other day and I so this fucking tit biscuit walking around with the whole hand basket rack wheeling behind him!"

by Genjio August 17, 2015

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Tits Up

Chillin. BIG chillin. Relaxing. Coolin. UNBOTHERED.

I’m so tits up that I can’t find my neck right now.

by Titsupnoneck August 25, 2019

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Mangey Tits

Two fat bags of unusual proportions. Mangey Tits frequently have surface cracks into which food once fell and has now rotted. They can make small children cry and miniature dogs vomit!!

Hey John, look at that corgi puke. There must be some Mangey tits about!

by DOCTORBIGDICKDONKEY January 21, 2011

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