cock block

The friend that you have nothing in common with, but you seem to wind up hanging out anyways. Often interested in space, fantasy games and gaining weight. Forms an impenetrable barrier between you and good looking women.

Wanna hang out with Sam?

That dude is the biggest cock block. Hell no.

by Brainstorm129 January 17, 2011

Carly Blocked

Carly Blocked is when one is blocked but only for a short period of time then in unblocked and the person apologizes for blocking them.

Person 1 : wow did she block you? does that mean yall are done?
Person 2 : give it a few hours im just carly blocked.

by user_173819 June 6, 2025

four iron blocks one pumpkin head

how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head

villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨

by big autism memes on instagram May 7, 2018

Clock Blocked

When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.

Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.

by JungleNugget May 22, 2016

block

a mixture of tobacco and weed, typically consumed in a joint or bowl

Person 1:"Hey man wanna smoke some block?"
Person 2:"Fuck no, dude"

by bbj42069 May 16, 2021

Block

A portmanteau for black cock

Girl: "I heard Tyrone has a BBC"
Girl #2: "Nah it's just a block, I fucked him last week"

by Dr. Coconut5000 January 20, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025